I mean the Shakespearean denouement between 1995 Kevin Costner and 1995 Dennis Hopper is worth $86.2 mil by itself:ġ995 bald Dennis Hopper holding a cig and a bottle of Jack Daniels:
No studio bigwig alive wouldn't fork over $175 mil for a chance to put this script into action. I won't ruin the ending for ya'll, but it involves a buttwad more 'Splosions, the Exxon Valdez, Hopper throwing cigs at people while wearing a pirate hat, a hot air balloon and the guy from Dances with Wolves being irrationally afraid of horses. If I got stoned, drunk, and snorted the lining out of the inside of a toad's anus I couldn't dream up something that awesome. This is the first 38 minutes of the film. It blows up in a fiery mushroom cloud like it was hit with a nuclear warhead. Kevin Costner escapes and shoots a harpoon gun at a rusty fishing boat. A bald Dennis Hopper appears with an umbrella and two midgets. A water skier jumps off a giant ramp Fonzie-style and flies into a cage that contains Kevin Costner. It is at this point that Kevin Costner is found to have fish gills behind his ears and webbed toes. Eventually someone steals Kevin Costner's lime tree and he has to go sell dirt to Jeff Lebowski's landlord for sea shells. The waterpark’s signature rides such as Dawwama - the world’s first and largest hydromagnetic-powered six-person tornado waterslide, Bubble’s Barrel - the largest FlowBarrel 10 Double in the world, Bandit Bomber - a 550-metre interactive coaster that is the first to make an appearance in a waterpark and Slither’s Slides - a maze of six slides and tunnels offering 30 distinct experiences, Falcon’s Falaj -the longest mammoth water coaster ride in the Middle East at 300 metres, were met with delight from park visitors.This film opens on a stream of piss coming out of Kevin Costner.
We are confident that people will have seen nothing like it before and we look forward to the waves of visitors expected to arrive now that the park is officially open,” said Mike Oswald, park general manager. It has been an incredible journey to this point and unbelievably satisfying to watch the people’s reaction to what has been created. “Yas Waterworld Abu Dhabi came to life today - both symbolically and literally. The ceremony concluded with the tumbling roar of the waterpark’s central waterfall and an unbelievable fountain show that left the crowd spellbound. Yas Waterworld Abu Dhabi’s central character Dana and her crew won the battle and the pearl was restored to its rightful place, ensuring prosperity to the mythical Emirati village and marking what is expected to be a hugely successful start to Yas Waterworld Abu Dhabi’s commercial operations. The fun interactive performance saw many of the audience get into the action, cheering on the villagers and dodging splashes of water, as the battle for the pearly prize gained intensity. The spectacular inauguration ceremony later in the afternoon took the form of an epic battle between the villagers and the bandits who stole the legendary pearl, inspired by the waterpark’s “Legend of the Lost Pearl” storyline. Huge tricks, big air and crazy backflips were the order of the day as the crowd was kept riveted by the flowboard action. The morning’s visitors were treated to a tribute to the UAE’s pearl diving heritage with the Hoyamal Pearl Dive Show before attention turned to the FlowBarrel, where a team of world champion Flowboarders flown in especially for the day put on an incredible show. In a colourful celebration of Yas Waterworld Abu Dhabi’s Emirati theme, hundreds of actors dressed in exotic Middle Eastern garb swarmed the waterpark’s souk setting, engaged in death-defying displays of sword fights and put on a tight rope show over the waterpark’s canals, bringing Yas Waterworld Abu Dhabi’s panoramic entrance to life through music and playacting.
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The element of fun and family that lies at the heart of the mega waterpark experience was out in full force as the waterpark filled up with visitors from 9.30am - parents with kids, waterpark enthusiasts and VIPs from the UAE community - who came to view the waterpark’s stunning collection of rides, slides and attractions come to life. Shaikh Tahnoon bin Mohammed Al Nahyan, the Ruler’s Representative in the Eastern Region, officially opened the waterpark, signing a classically-styled guestbook with a flourish in keeping with Yas Waterworld’s Emirati-inspired setting.
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